Added bonus: you don't have to cook them! They're pre-treated!
Finally, some fresh water sashimi I won't regret eating.
Hell yeah keep on keeping on you little rainbow fuckers.
Trout population before spill: zero
Trout population after spill: believe it or not, still zero
Reminds me of the funghi in Chernobyl that photosynthesise nuclear radiation.
This just raises so many more questions...
Maybe we do deserve it