anyone?

pirate fish@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 448 points –
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No, but doctors are generally empathetic people. When I turned 45, I needed the exam for the first time. When I was bottomless and bent over the table, I told my doctor that I was very nervous about it.

He said to just try and relax and he placed a hand on my right should to reassure me. When the exam started, I said I was still nervous and so he placed his other hand on my other shoulder to continue to reassure me.

His penis is pretty tactile, was able to diagnose earlier than most machines and test avaliable today.

I'm a 50 year old man with bladder disease, I've had at least 5. The answer is relax your sphincter. I mean if you don't it might hurt mildly, but the lube is worse. I mean they give you a wipe but it still feels nasty until you shower, you can cry in there if you need to.

Men who haven't played with their ass don't know what they're missing and it's sad

I do, but you're not gonna like them. In fact, they're pretty shitty..