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NotSteffen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 106 points –

Please ignore the blue skibidibird logo. I am just reposting a very old comic.

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That's why I purell the seat first. I also put a layer of tp on the water to prevent poseidon's kiss.

If I absolutely have to go I hover. Do the deed and get out. I don't know if I ever touched a public toilet before. Use the foot to hit the handle to flush if there is no sensor.

In the office they have a spray attached to the wall of each stall, you can use some toilet paper to clean the toilet seat with some spray. That's great. It's the only reason I still go there.