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I often eat things my dog can't have. A reasonable alternative (that has worked across multiple fur-purson / human relationships) is to offer a more appropriate treat.

The universe notoriously does not offer better-choice treats. It just leaves the Bad Decisions™️ Bagel in plain sight, unguarded. When I'm hungry.