How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

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Just tie them correctly and you don't need to worry about mal-wear.

The long term problem they will face is these will need to be rebooted on a regular basis.

Do they support a minimal boot OS?

The built-in Kicks Defender tends to be enough nowadays.

Now that's a combination of words I didn't expect to read in a sentence...