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Ok I succumb to the summary illness: (in broken english via chatGPT (just for the fun))
In Spain, October start this year very hot. The weather guys say it's hottest ever. Almost 40% of weather machines show more than 32 degrees Celsius (that's like 90 Fahrenheit).
Our autumn, usually nice and cool, no good this year. Summer had four super-hot times in 24 days. They say humans make world warmer, you know?
On October 1st, it was like summer here! Way hotter than normal, 7 to 14 degrees more. They broke like 100 records for heat. Two cities in the south, Badajoz and Montoro, hottest ever in October with 38 C. Before it was 37.5 C in Marbella in 2014. Even in Madrid's Retiro Park, the old weather machine tied the record from 1930, 30 C.
The climate guy from AEMET said it's because of climate change. He thinks future summers will be even hotter and last longer into our usually nice rainy autumn. Not good, huh?
Ty for this, just did it. Like hell im going to trust some summary from a glorified autocomplete algorithm, ive seen them get it completely wrong and interpret it in biased ways.
Let me summarise it for you:
Climate change.
Bots aside this is kind of terrifying.
It’s not like this will keep happening every year. No, it’s much worse. Temperatures will keep getting even hotter for decades until greenhouse gas emissions reach zero. In a few decades we will wish it was only this hot.
At some point even stopping emissions won't keep it from getting warmer. Even if we stop tomorrow it will take decades for the co2 in the air to disappear.
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MADRID, Oct 2 (Reuters) - The start of October in Spain this year has been the warmest since records began, the country's meteorological agency AEMET said on Monday, with nearly 40% of weather stations recording maximum temperatures above 32 degrees Celsius (89.6 Fahrenheit).
The early autumn season is so far offering Spaniards little respite after a summer with four heatwaves spread out over 24 days, part of a global pattern of rising temperatures that is widely attributed by scientists to human activity.
"In most of the Iberian Peninsula, temperatures on Oct. 1 were between seven and 14 degrees above normal for this time of the year," said AEMET spokesperson Ruben del Campo, adding almost 100 individual records had been beaten on Sunday.
The weather station at Madrid's iconic Retiro Park, which is over a century old, equalled its October record of 30 C set in 1930.
"The footprint of climate change is manifested in the fact that such warm spells are now much more frequent and more intense," Del Campo told state broadcaster TVE.
He added that future summers would not only be hotter, but also longer, extending into the traditionally mild and rainy autumn.
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Temperatures in Spain shattered heat records for early October according to the country's meteorological agency AEMET. Nearly 40% of weather stations recorded highs above 89.6 degrees Fahrenheit to start the month. Two cities, Badajoz and Montoro, broke continental Spain's record for the warmest October temperature with readings of 38 and 38.2 degrees respectively, surpassing the previous mark of 37.5 degrees. Most of the Iberian Peninsula saw temperatures 7 to 14 degrees above normal. Even Madrid's historic Retiro Park matched its October heat record of 30 degrees from 1930. The weather expert noted almost 100 individual records were broken just on October 1st alone. If the trends continue, future summers may not only be hotter but also longer, extending well into autumn which is usually milder.
The article notes that scientists widely attribute the rising global temperatures to human activity.
I'm not a bot, and I cant be bothered to post a summary
I also found it ridiculous. Turns out, you can hide bot posts in your account settings if you login into the web version of your instance (vger doesn't display the option for example).
Ok I succumb to the summary illness: (in broken english via chatGPT (just for the fun))
In Spain, October start this year very hot. The weather guys say it's hottest ever. Almost 40% of weather machines show more than 32 degrees Celsius (that's like 90 Fahrenheit).
Our autumn, usually nice and cool, no good this year. Summer had four super-hot times in 24 days. They say humans make world warmer, you know?
On October 1st, it was like summer here! Way hotter than normal, 7 to 14 degrees more. They broke like 100 records for heat. Two cities in the south, Badajoz and Montoro, hottest ever in October with 38 C. Before it was 37.5 C in Marbella in 2014. Even in Madrid's Retiro Park, the old weather machine tied the record from 1930, 30 C.
The climate guy from AEMET said it's because of climate change. He thinks future summers will be even hotter and last longer into our usually nice rainy autumn. Not good, huh?
Ty for this, just did it. Like hell im going to trust some summary from a glorified autocomplete algorithm, ive seen them get it completely wrong and interpret it in biased ways.
Let me summarise it for you:
Climate change.
Bots aside this is kind of terrifying.
It’s not like this will keep happening every year. No, it’s much worse. Temperatures will keep getting even hotter for decades until greenhouse gas emissions reach zero. In a few decades we will wish it was only this hot.
At some point even stopping emissions won't keep it from getting warmer. Even if we stop tomorrow it will take decades for the co2 in the air to disappear.
🤖 I'm a bot that provides automatic summaries for articles: ::: spoiler Click here to see the summary MADRID, Oct 2 (Reuters) - The start of October in Spain this year has been the warmest since records began, the country's meteorological agency AEMET said on Monday, with nearly 40% of weather stations recording maximum temperatures above 32 degrees Celsius (89.6 Fahrenheit).
The early autumn season is so far offering Spaniards little respite after a summer with four heatwaves spread out over 24 days, part of a global pattern of rising temperatures that is widely attributed by scientists to human activity.
"In most of the Iberian Peninsula, temperatures on Oct. 1 were between seven and 14 degrees above normal for this time of the year," said AEMET spokesperson Ruben del Campo, adding almost 100 individual records had been beaten on Sunday.
The weather station at Madrid's iconic Retiro Park, which is over a century old, equalled its October record of 30 C set in 1930.
"The footprint of climate change is manifested in the fact that such warm spells are now much more frequent and more intense," Del Campo told state broadcaster TVE.
He added that future summers would not only be hotter, but also longer, extending into the traditionally mild and rainy autumn.
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