"Damn that's crazy. So it turns out my key political threat was killed by this hand grenade. Can you believe it? That's wild. Anyway we didn't start the war in Ukraine, so, figure that out. Cool, later."
Excuse me Mr Putin what did you just call the special military operation?
You're going to have to come with us....
Haha... I stopped after "Puta Says". Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation. Every word.
Beef or salmon? Would you like the hand grenade before or after?
No one cares what Putin is saying, unless he says that he's resigning and submitting himself to custody for prosecution by independent international authorities. He's a lying piece of shit. Everyone just wants his reign of terror to end, by any possible method.
As if anyone with more than 3 brain cells to rub together believes this moron.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
MOSCOW (AP) — Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday that fragments of a hand grenade have been found in the bodies of people who died in an August crash of Russian mercenary chief Yevgeny Prigozhin’s plane.
Putin added that experts investigating the crash found no indication that the plane had suffered an “external impact.” All 10 people on board, including Wagner mercenary group chief Prigozhin, were killed.
While Putin noted that the probe was still ongoing and stopped short of saying what caused the crash, his statement appeared to hint that the plane was brought down by an accidental grenade explosion.
Prigozhin’s aborted rebellion in June marked the most serious challenge to Putin, who has been in power for more than two decades and eroded his authority.
Exactly two months after the rebellion’s start, a plane carrying Prigozhin and his top lieutenants crashed on Aug. 23 while flying from Moscow to St. Petersburg.
The original article contains 153 words, the summary contains 153 words. Saved 0%. I'm a bot and I'm open source!
0% compression. Amazing what AI is capable of nowadays :-D
Funny how AutoTL;DR is upvoted for just wasting space, and you are downvoted for calling it out.
It's almost like using reddit again.
It saved me a click and he only has two down votes. Meh
"Damn that's crazy. So it turns out my key political threat was killed by this hand grenade. Can you believe it? That's wild. Anyway we didn't start the war in Ukraine, so, figure that out. Cool, later."
Excuse me Mr Putin what did you just call the special military operation?
You're going to have to come with us....
Haha... I stopped after "Puta Says". Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation. Every word.
Beef or salmon? Would you like the hand grenade before or after?
No one cares what Putin is saying, unless he says that he's resigning and submitting himself to custody for prosecution by independent international authorities. He's a lying piece of shit. Everyone just wants his reign of terror to end, by any possible method.
As if anyone with more than 3 brain cells to rub together believes this moron.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
MOSCOW (AP) — Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday that fragments of a hand grenade have been found in the bodies of people who died in an August crash of Russian mercenary chief Yevgeny Prigozhin’s plane.
Putin added that experts investigating the crash found no indication that the plane had suffered an “external impact.” All 10 people on board, including Wagner mercenary group chief Prigozhin, were killed.
While Putin noted that the probe was still ongoing and stopped short of saying what caused the crash, his statement appeared to hint that the plane was brought down by an accidental grenade explosion.
Prigozhin’s aborted rebellion in June marked the most serious challenge to Putin, who has been in power for more than two decades and eroded his authority.
Exactly two months after the rebellion’s start, a plane carrying Prigozhin and his top lieutenants crashed on Aug. 23 while flying from Moscow to St. Petersburg.
The original article contains 153 words, the summary contains 153 words. Saved 0%. I'm a bot and I'm open source!
0% compression. Amazing what AI is capable of nowadays :-D
Funny how AutoTL;DR is upvoted for just wasting space, and you are downvoted for calling it out.
It's almost like using reddit again.
It saved me a click and he only has two down votes. Meh