What's the first rule of cooking?TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 626 points – 12 months ago8Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldThat's how everyone gets norovirus on cruise shipsGotta understand the rules before you can break them genius little chef That awkward silence when you realize you hadn't been following rule #1 this whole time.This described my daughter at 4 very well except she wouldn't have added the 'don't.'Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.Don't let him pick your pocket!That's how you get a freezing butt. Please use your crotch. A lot more blood pumping there.
Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.Don't let him pick your pocket!That's how you get a freezing butt. Please use your crotch. A lot more blood pumping there.
That's how everyone gets norovirus on cruise ships
Gotta understand the rules before you can break them
That awkward silence when you realize you hadn't been following rule #1 this whole time.
This described my daughter at 4 very well except she wouldn't have added the 'don't.'
Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
Don't let him pick your pocket!
That's how you get a freezing butt. Please use your crotch. A lot more blood pumping there.