The future of the tectonic plates

UnlimitedRumination [he/him]@sh.itjust.works to

[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world – 46 points – 12 months ago

Last night while I was half asleep I told my girlfriend that "they're making the tectonic plates machine washable".

Do with that information what you please.

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
It's soup day!
I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
(Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)

You watch OP sleep?

You don't?

Only on weekends.

I feel judged.

I once asked my ex "Does it have Schweppevesence" in my sleep..

Fun fact: water is thought to play a large role in why Earth has an active plate tectonics system. This system is integral to the development and continued survival of life.

I dreamed someone made me iced tea with cheese in it, woke up and Googled that, and lo and behold.