Who I am?

sag@lemm.ee to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 571 points –
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“I like doing things that get me through all the things that I do. I like to do them in way that doesn’t take too long unless I’m procrastinating. I also ate two sandwiches yesterday but I can’t remember what was on them sorry. In closing I think I’d be a good fit for this company.”

I'm replacing "in this essay I will" with "in closing I think I'd be a good fit for this company." Top notch humor.