What else did you take??

Jungle George 🌴@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 778 points –
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“Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”

Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible

“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”

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And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That's how I lost my medical license.

Now we know where congresses spines all went.