When you're young you fear the fentanyl candy, when you grow up you crave it.

frippa@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 250 points –
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Make sure to thoroughly check your child's candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it's laced with fentanyl.

Fentanyl is more expensive than candy. It's like asking a crackhead if he could share his 8ball.

I hate it when my mars is cut with chocolate, I eat it to forget my shitty life nodding out, not for empty calories!

Lies. Nowadays they'd all be asking for Ozempic.

I don't care what ppl say, I sure wish I could take some of tgis magical ozempic candy