What will you do if Mario and his dog are chasing you on a motorcycle?

Slow@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 131 points –
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Banana

Hold the green tortoise shell on the back of my car. I'm not going to attack him when his dog is on the bike as well, but the fuckers not getting past me.

Shout at him that he should get a kart, as it should be.

I'd pull down the window and waved at them, happily!