Me looking at the upvote counter after posting a low effort comment.
You look so polite. Here's one.
Me - Sleep mask on, headphones over ears, hoodie over head, wrapped up in a blanket.
Flight Attendant - SIR! SIR! *Shakes me violently SIR! Do you want anything to drink! Answer Me!
Me looking at the upvote counter after posting a low effort comment.
You look so polite. Here's one.
I bring my own stuff; real sandwiches, candy and quality peanuts. Getting scared looks from the peasants.
Better than the guy who brings a whole bag of fast food
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cam: No, pink loves me!
This is cute ngl
starts slapping you like that scene in Airplane
Excuse me, miss, I’m a doctor. SLAP