Please don't skip me

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 452 points –
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You should try it my way:
Me - Sleep mask on, headphones over ears, hoodie over head, wrapped up in a blanket.
Flight Attendant - SIR! SIR! *Shakes me violently SIR! Do you want anything to drink! Answer Me!

I bring my own stuff; real sandwiches, candy and quality peanuts. Getting scared looks from the peasants.

Better than the guy who brings a whole bag of fast food

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Mitchell: You love pink.

Cam: No, pink loves me!