Rules to live by.

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 527 points –
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Try this productivity tip that bosses HATE!

Ikr. I got fired from my construction job for being drunk even though I was driving my forklift much faster than I did when I was sober. I guess getting from point a to b quicker isn't on my businesses priority list. Shame.

Alcoholics. There are so many of them that they don't consider themselves sick.

Things I didn’t learn from blue clues. Now learning from adult Steve. Thanks for the tip

This is a good rule, you'll have lots of extra time for yourself and to spend applying for worker's comp after you get your pink slip for being drunk at work. That's only because the universe is stacked against you and nobody understands you, but with more booze you'll be too tanked to care.