This is a family air loom that I inherited from my mom. Oh, thank you, she's not dead, she lives in Jacksonville. I don't know if it's an original or a knockoff, I just want to know if it's worth anyt
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Before mom moved to Jacksonville, when she was still... deep breath I'm sorry, this is hard. It feels like it was just last week. She used to....what was that, honey?
It was last week. Anyway, mom used to tell me she was a big Connie West fan until this happened, whatever this is, and Taylor deserved better. I remember one time I tried to comfort her, I was like, at least Connie is rocking that shiny dress, right? But she just looked at me funny and put it in a safe deposit box after that.
I'll be honest, I don’t even know where Jacksonville is.
Is "air loom" some meme that I'm too old or not hip enough to get or just a legit bone apple tea moment?
It's intentional, it's part of the joke lol
please explain the joke. none of this makes any sense.
I'm just confirmed for old & un-hip then. Thanks for the diagnoses, Doc.
They have a surgery for that these days, you know
Fuck. I'm old.
is this the same taylor swift that just released some big album?
I think so, I heard she married an American Gladiator or something