If one of your genie wishes was to send 5 people on a sub trip to visit the Titanic, who would you choose?

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Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Donald Trump, Mark Zuckerberg, and Rupert Murdoch

Not bad. I'm tempted to replace Bezos or Zuckerberg with the surviving Koch brother though.

The Koch is close enough to death anyway, gotta mitigate the damage by taking out the younger ones. Maybe replace Trump since hes not a billionaire and just a mouthpiece? Plus those cheeseburgers can't be too far away from catching up.

This would make the most awkward big brother show. I'd watch it

  • Gilligan
  • The skipper too
  • The millionaire
  • And his wife
  • The professor

The rest of the gang can hang out at my place I guess.

So then that leaves

  • The movie star
  • Mary Ann

But why would they just hang out at your - oh... I see what you did there!

Depends, are we expecting the sub to survive?

The captain and inventor is betting his life and reputation on it!

The 3 most qualified, independent researchers and the 2 masters of subs as the crew that have a fully vetted up to date vessel to ensure a safe trip. Hopefully during their journey they could find more information in general to share and possibly be useful.

Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, Alito, Thomas, and Lachlan Murdoch