Holes

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 573 points –
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I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.

The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.

But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.

That's why Jesus died a virgin! He had a bunch of holes in his dick and didn't want to show it to anyone and this guy outed him!

Dozens of slightly different sized pee streams come out of every hole in all directions.

As long as he is underwater it shouldn't really matter. What happens in the ocean stays in the ocean.