OH-IO-RU-LE

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Michigan will go to war before it becomes "upper ohio 🤮"

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So, the io is probably for input/output, but what does the oh stand for?

That's a common misconception. Io is actually a moon orbiting Jupiter, and OH actually stands for "Oh no! Has OHIO already expanded past the asteroid belt?!?"

Since there is a large population of Japanese Americans and immigrants in Hawaii, I petition that we rename that state to Ohio Gozaimas.

I was seriously hoping to see a "New Ohio"

Fallout: New Ohio

They tried making that, but it turns out that the post-apocalyptic wasteland version of Ohio is indistinguishable from regular Ohio.

I still confuse Ohio, Idaho and Iowa.

Fortunately, this hostile takeover has made that a problem of the past! Welcome to Ohio!

On a more serious note, Idaho has the best potatoes in the world, Iowa has the best corn in the world, and there's also Ohio!