Jesus: Table for 26, please

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 132 points –

Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.

Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.

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"These motherfuckers better leave a tip..."

Especially the old barefoot dude. Can't believe the hostess let these flip flop mofos in but barefoot smelly old guy - cmon.

For 24. 11 on each side, and 1 on each end. You're counting the 2 on the ends twice.

K but the joke is: 12 disciples + Jesus = 13 but since they all on the same side they request 13*2 = 26 seated table, 13 at each side. Normally people are not seated at the ends in a restaurant setting, which is the frame of the joke

These guys are dodgy as fuck. They said they just wanted water but then when I came back later the water jug was replaced with wine! We don't allow BYO, I swear some people just think the rules don't apply to them.

And you can guarantee they come in 15 minutes before closing because someone mentioned the place at Bible study.