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Oh lol, remember when Bush Jr. was the dumbest US president in recent memory? Dude actually wasn't even all that stupid, and seemed more like he just tried to exude a sort of "aw shucks" country bumpkin energy – probably polled well or something

Mecha Godzilla is slightly right wing whilst Godzilla skews left. So they both give different coverage of the same stories, allowing the viewer to make up their own mind on the truth.

All hail Toho!

I just really don't like their pro-kaiju bias. What, like I should just be OK with a rampage every now and then just because Mecha Godzilla says it's fine? Wake up, sheeple

The Zillastream media has us distracted arguing about fake issues like scales vs metal so no one can stop them from destroying society!