You have to be cold and distantThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 312 points – 9 months ago7Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldTIL it's common to give onions a name before cutting them.Works best if you name them after your enemies.But he was my onion dad. He always wanted to go into a stir fry but it still hurts 😞I ain't never cut an onion I didn't love and that's the gods honest truthTotally works with peopleWhat's the difference between my ex wife and an onion? I might actually shed a tear if I chopped up the onion.
TIL it's common to give onions a name before cutting them.Works best if you name them after your enemies.
What's the difference between my ex wife and an onion? I might actually shed a tear if I chopped up the onion.
TIL it's common to give onions a name before cutting them.
Works best if you name them after your enemies.
But he was my onion dad. He always wanted to go into a stir fry but it still hurts 😞
I ain't never cut an onion I didn't love and that's the gods honest truth
Totally works with people
What's the difference between my ex wife and an onion?
I might actually shed a tear if I chopped up the onion.