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Gruntyfish@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 208 points –
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me at 4 am: i should get some water

me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge”

-straightboyfriend

(at least that’s what this reminded me of)

Proceeds to turn on every light including the closet

Rookie mistake, he forgot under the bed 😈

Nah, all the scary monsters are out in the daylight. The dark is fren.

Fear not the dark, my friend, and let the feast begin.

I don't care. I'm ready for the scary creatures, the demons, the imps, and whatever else hell has in store to come and get me. I'll embrace it. And maybe it's a succubus who I'll get to call mommy.

Shyamalan plot twist: the scary creature of the dark is you.