in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
You're wild
Married life be like that.
Drunkly got down to it on a very empty train... But someone saw us cause the police were waiting for us at the station. Fortunately there was no cameras where we were, and no corroborating evidence, so we got away with it. But both of us had to go to the station and get questioned... Definte drunken stupidity, and now we're a bit more circumspect.
I guess it wasn't very empty
In an abandoned graveyard, in the empty grave of a baby, at least according to the tombstone.
So many questions.
How can you tell if a graveyard is abandoned?
If a grave is empty, is it a grave?
How did you know it was empty?
God, so many.
In the telecom rooms at work, often, like multiple times a week. In the boardroom at work. In my cubicle at work after hours while waiting for a delivery.
In the back of my truck in every garage around the building where we worked. In my truck in a Walmart parking lot at lunch time. In my truck parked on a busy street in downtown Ottawa at lunchtime on a weekday.
In a stall in a busy boarding stable while people were coming and going.
In her pool in her backyard in the city in the middle of the day.
In the parking garage at a mall on Christmas eve.
In the public bathroom in an office building while people came and went.
So many more.
In Newport Beach, in the sand next to the ocean. Sex on the beach kind of sucks, sand gets places that aren't so comfy and it's really abrasive.
At a playground, right out in the open at night.
At a friends house in their living room while they were upstairs watching a movie.
In a hot tub a few times and it always sucks. Water does terrible things to the natural lubrication.
In a random church parking lot after going sledding up in the mountains.
In the back seat of my car in many, many places.
Then when I got a new car, I no longer had a backseat, so in random parking lots we would fuck on or against my car.
I'd fuck pretty much anywhere and everywhere, I'm an exhibitionist and enjoy the risk of people seeing us.
Back seat of a car at a green space/park, but it didn't get very far, so I'd hesitate to really call it sex. I'm pretty much ace though, so that's the best you get.
In a rec room of a Christian holiday camp that had been hired out for a wedding
The stage at the highschool during a lock-in
I'm an asexual, so if by that you mean classic, two-way bodily mingling, then nowhere besides my dreams, and I'm not even sure about that. I'm not averse to it, which is a miracle considering past experiences, but I don't look forward to it either.
I don't mean anything besides curiosity when I ask a problematic question. Do you dream of it?
I am likely asexual as well and I only had a sex related dream maybe once in my lifetime. Never had sex either, although I'm not necessarily totally opposed to eventually trying it.
On my sofa. Alone. My cats watching me.
I thought I was prepared when I asked, but I was not ready for the base depravity I found.
in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
You're wild
Married life be like that.
Drunkly got down to it on a very empty train... But someone saw us cause the police were waiting for us at the station. Fortunately there was no cameras where we were, and no corroborating evidence, so we got away with it. But both of us had to go to the station and get questioned... Definte drunken stupidity, and now we're a bit more circumspect.
I guess it wasn't very empty
In an abandoned graveyard, in the empty grave of a baby, at least according to the tombstone.
So many questions.
How can you tell if a graveyard is abandoned?
If a grave is empty, is it a grave?
How did you know it was empty?
God, so many.
In the telecom rooms at work, often, like multiple times a week. In the boardroom at work. In my cubicle at work after hours while waiting for a delivery.
In the back of my truck in every garage around the building where we worked. In my truck in a Walmart parking lot at lunch time. In my truck parked on a busy street in downtown Ottawa at lunchtime on a weekday.
In a stall in a busy boarding stable while people were coming and going.
In her pool in her backyard in the city in the middle of the day.
In the parking garage at a mall on Christmas eve.
In the public bathroom in an office building while people came and went.
So many more.
In Newport Beach, in the sand next to the ocean. Sex on the beach kind of sucks, sand gets places that aren't so comfy and it's really abrasive.
At a playground, right out in the open at night.
At a friends house in their living room while they were upstairs watching a movie.
In a hot tub a few times and it always sucks. Water does terrible things to the natural lubrication.
In a random church parking lot after going sledding up in the mountains.
In the back seat of my car in many, many places.
Then when I got a new car, I no longer had a backseat, so in random parking lots we would fuck on or against my car.
I'd fuck pretty much anywhere and everywhere, I'm an exhibitionist and enjoy the risk of people seeing us.
Back seat of a car at a green space/park, but it didn't get very far, so I'd hesitate to really call it sex. I'm pretty much ace though, so that's the best you get.
In a rec room of a Christian holiday camp that had been hired out for a wedding
The stage at the highschool during a lock-in
I'm an asexual, so if by that you mean classic, two-way bodily mingling, then nowhere besides my dreams, and I'm not even sure about that. I'm not averse to it, which is a miracle considering past experiences, but I don't look forward to it either.
I don't mean anything besides curiosity when I ask a problematic question. Do you dream of it?
I am likely asexual as well and I only had a sex related dream maybe once in my lifetime. Never had sex either, although I'm not necessarily totally opposed to eventually trying it.