OctopusChris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 126 points – 8 months agobeehaw.org9Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldConsentacles.1 more...Make it a big hole, problem solvedIs this his son's foray into tentacle porn?My First KinkBeware the CrakenWait until he learns about squirrels.I wonder how far it would go.Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells... Perhaps you'd become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!I know it's a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said "... And now I'm swimming like there's no tomorrow"
Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells... Perhaps you'd become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!
I know it's a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said "... And now I'm swimming like there's no tomorrow"
Consentacles.
Make it a big hole, problem solved
Is this his son's foray into tentacle porn?
My First Kink
Beware the Craken
Wait until he learns about squirrels.
I wonder how far it would go.
Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells... Perhaps you'd become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!
I know it's a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said "... And now I'm swimming like there's no tomorrow"