Feral

Chris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 189 points –
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If people were Chihuahuas, coyotes would be 25-feet-tall... now that's something to ponder.

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Coyotes average at 23 inches tall, and I think most people have similar size dogs or smaller. So really it be 6'-8' feral humans. I think the punk fashion would be much more popular.

i imagine that's much how it felt back when there were multiple human species running around, and clearly including the fact that a lot of people will find them rougishly handsome judging by our genetic record..

and the fun part? we were probably the strange feral version, since other human species exited africa before we did. Neanderthals lived in europe waaay before homo sapiens did and were thus a fair bit better evolved for the climate.

Plenty of people live in areas where monkeys raid their garbage.