Bean. If this post gets 1 upvote I'll double the amount of beans

Wait, I have to eat 5 cans of beans a day??

At 22 upvotes your beans now weigh the amount of a small car.

Oh fuck yes I like where this is going

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[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce on a white background.]

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i like exponential growth let’s go

Image Transcription:

[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce on a white background.]

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I just wanted to see the original in all its glory.