Every nut is sacred, every nut is great.

HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 593 points –
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What I love about this controversy is that it puts the silliness on full display.

They have forced women to carry ectopic pregnancies [which by definition will never go to term] so they shouldn't have a problem defending the 'life' of the frozen eggs.

“For that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his seed was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.”

Any meeting between a man and woman that does not result in procreation shall henceforth be considered involuntary manslaughter

upvoted for being biologically accurate.

also what happens if i start chucking these at cops from across the florida-alabama border?

Bullshit! I built a house out of these and it's a fucking mess