Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down, and broke his crown.
And Jill came tumbling after.
I mean cmon.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
A story more tragic than the original.
Wait - is the nursery rhyme meant to be euphemistic?!
No no but it lends itself well to be a term. And jack off was a term already that didn't come from jack and jill. But with the euphemistic nature of the rhyme and the term jacking being used, jilling was an easy term to land on.
Oh thank god.
Just jacking his wood
jood
Just here to watch all the masturbation jokes OP set up 🍿
I hope you know what jilling means.
Hint: jack and jill
Yeah.... This word was already taken....
thats where it came from?!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down, and broke his crown. And Jill came tumbling after.
I mean cmon.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said "do you wanna?"
Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
A story more tragic than the original.
Wait - is the nursery rhyme meant to be euphemistic?!
No no but it lends itself well to be a term. And jack off was a term already that didn't come from jack and jill. But with the euphemistic nature of the rhyme and the term jacking being used, jilling was an easy term to land on.
Oh thank god.
Just jacking his wood
jood
Just here to watch all the masturbation jokes OP set up 🍿
Jider-man