Head cannon

Grayox@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 96 points –
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Before it was purchased by VF Corp, Wrangler/Lee was head-quartered in my hometown Greensboro, NC.

Subsequently, the city is nicknamed “Jeansboro” & we have statues of pants all around the city.

And #3, The Race Intimidator, grew up a little over an hour away, in Kanapolis…

This is just ripe for a coming of age tale about a young redneck whose pappy didn’t believe in his ability to drive in circles or post memes, so he partners up with a friendly local corporation to make his dreams come true.

"Cannon" go "💥" "Canon" go "🌏" (or "Canon" also goes "📷")

Thanks. I had no fucking idea what people meant by "cannon." I should have realized my mistake was their mistake.