UwU They don't pay you enough to not enjoy yourself

alphanerd4@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 320 points –
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prime opportunity to utilize the word "cock", if I'm honest.

Cleaning the flat top was like the only satisfying part of working in a kitchen.

They're paying you less so you have to work more and can't enjoy yourself.

Yeah, an old hack: press cold cock & balls on a hot grill & the grease will stick to it instantly. Just rinse the genitals & repeat the process until the grill is as clean as Spongebobs grill & spongepenis.