mouse water rule

whoami@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 292 points –
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my favorite is those cups with the glitter in them when you're taking a particularly aggressive sip from one and it cracks and spills into you and you now have sparkly lips and a few days later a rare poop

Your hospital stay after drinking mastercard mousewater: priceless.

Where can I get this mouse? Also what superpower did you get?

Your credit card details (and renal failure)

Where can I get this mouse?

I can't help you, but if you're just interested in drinking mouse water (an endeavor I do not encourage) and don't care what company gets associated with your death when people search the news story,

can I interest you in Popcicle, Delta Faucets, Star Wars, or injectable beta-1a interferon?

I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.

I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.

If the force you're referencing is suction.

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Now this is the kind of quality content screenshot I come here for