How selling on FB marketplace goes for me semi regular. Never contacted me again after this:

ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 160 points –

FB Marketplace is a strange place.

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Someone had me ride my e-bike and record the distance and elevation till the battery went to low to prove the battery was still good. then never heard back. I’m done with online. shit I’ll donate it if someone I know doesn’t wanna buy

Lol. You must be looked like an idiot.

Yep I was an idiot. But never again so others loss in the long run with less shit available by an actual person and not a dirtbag or scammer

Are they amateur trying to catch a predator?

“Hi I’m Chris Hansen. Want to tell me why you have those child-size ski goggles with you?”

I used to be a child?

That’s a weird way to spell predator

I didn't know child skiers were actually predators. Tbf, I've never had skiing goggles personally because I've never skied. I was just making fun of how ridiculous it is to find having child ski goggles sus. You could have a kid, be selling your old pair, be gifting them, or just have such a small head that they still fit you.

However, you actually made me remember something about my past! I had crushes on kids... when I was a kid. Ironically, every single one was older and more socially in charge than me, a preference I still have. Even back then I was a sub 😫

Lol yeah I was just being sarcastic, having a pair of child ski goggles in no way makes you a predator. But it did make me laugh reading you connecting your subbiness (spelling?) back to your childhood

For me people just like to make sure my items are still available. NO BUY. Just check if available