Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.
The bubbles help with that extra clean feel
I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.
“Is Pepsi okay?”
:/
You haven't lived till you used an effervescent soda water bidet, top it off with a quick spritz of lime, and dry off by wiping with a fresh warm tortilla!
Puts a whole new spin on this old ad!
Never push Q.....
Well actually 🤓 according to wikipedia q means tonic or squash and i like both up my ass
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
A sprite bidet would either be the best or worst experience of your life
Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.
The bubbles help with that extra clean feel
I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.
“Is Pepsi okay?”
:/
You haven't lived till you used an effervescent soda water bidet, top it off with a quick spritz of lime, and dry off by wiping with a fresh warm tortilla!
Puts a whole new spin on this old ad!
Never push Q.....
Well actually 🤓 according to wikipedia q means tonic or squash and i like both up my ass
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
A sprite bidet would either be the best or worst experience of your life