I like pissing in a toilet right after it's been cleaned with some blue stuff so I can turn it green. It's like I'm doing chemistry, but with my penis.
Wait, your not meant to do chemistry with your penis?
Weirdly, it's only ever in one toilet too
You have a debilitating condition called SRF, or schrodinger's renal failure. Treatment is using any other toilet but that one. $28,000.
If symptoms persist, I may accept payment of an old cigarette butt to send OOP to an actual doctor
lean
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i can't tell if that post is irony poisoned or they genuinely talk like that
I like pissing in a toilet right after it's been cleaned with some blue stuff so I can turn it green. It's like I'm doing chemistry, but with my penis.
Wait, your not meant to do chemistry with your penis?
You have a debilitating condition called SRF, or schrodinger's renal failure. Treatment is using any other toilet but that one. $28,000.
If symptoms persist, I may accept payment of an old cigarette butt to send OOP to an actual doctor
lean
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i can't tell if that post is irony poisoned or they genuinely talk like that
Grimace piss
I hate it when my pee smeal
THE PEE BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER