Iran’s Claim Of Quantum Processor Draws Ridicule

gabriele97@lemmy.g97.top to Technology@beehaw.org – 62 points –
Iran’s Claim Of Quantum Processor Draws Ridicule
iranintl.com

It's an... FPGA (?)

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Very important to have color labeled sound outputs on your quantum computer.

Yes, build a quantum computer, a thing that no other nation has openly been credited with producing in any practical terms, and hold it up for the camera and provide high resolution photographs of the board…

The Iranian military is a joke. Any military that has to resort to pomp and buzz words to look impressive is by definition a failure.

We'll build our own quantum computers, with blackjack and hookers! /probably

Fuck it, screw the quantum computers and get rid of the blackjack!

I’ve just finished by Bachelor thesis with this board, next step: use it as an quantum AI robot super computer 😂