"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by Dickless here." — Ray Stantz, Twitter engineer
It's true. This man has no dick.
Hmm could be are all his kids invetro?
Most of them are IVF/Surrogacy babies, I think.
He has like 18000 children.
Plenty of awesome people are dick-free, and being dick-ful in no way suggests competence or any other positive trait.
Edit: ITT: omg tech bros are so toxic
Also ITT: dick measuring
Have you never seen Ghostbusters?
Legit no but apparently I'm the only one.
GO TO A TORRENT SITE RIGHT NOW.
Although unlikely, it's possible he has testicles they harvested sperm from and doesn't actually have a dick. Although, I think it's far more likely he has a micro penis that's barely functional, that he uses to impregnate women he's somehow conned into tolerating him.
You spend a lot of time thinking about this dudes genitals.
You don't spend nights awake wondering what Elons dick looks like? Guess I need therapy.
"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by Dickless here." — Ray Stantz, Twitter engineer
It's true. This man has no dick.
Hmm could be are all his kids invetro?
Most of them are IVF/Surrogacy babies, I think.
He has like 18000 children.
Plenty of awesome people are dick-free, and being dick-ful in no way suggests competence or any other positive trait.
Edit: ITT: omg tech bros are so toxic Also ITT: dick measuring
Have you never seen Ghostbusters?
Legit no but apparently I'm the only one.
GO TO A TORRENT SITE RIGHT NOW.
Although unlikely, it's possible he has testicles they harvested sperm from and doesn't actually have a dick. Although, I think it's far more likely he has a micro penis that's barely functional, that he uses to impregnate women he's somehow conned into tolerating him.
You spend a lot of time thinking about this dudes genitals.
You don't spend nights awake wondering what Elons dick looks like? Guess I need therapy.
How did all of these people replying to you never see Ghostbusters? It's criminal.