Elon Musk admits X 'may fail, as so many have predicted'

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Elon Musk admits X 'may fail, as so many have predicted'
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"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by Dickless here." — Ray Stantz, Twitter engineer

It's true. This man has no dick.

He has like 18000 children.

Plenty of awesome people are dick-free, and being dick-ful in no way suggests competence or any other positive trait.

Edit: ITT: omg tech bros are so toxic Also ITT: dick measuring

Although unlikely, it's possible he has testicles they harvested sperm from and doesn't actually have a dick. Although, I think it's far more likely he has a micro penis that's barely functional, that he uses to impregnate women he's somehow conned into tolerating him.

You spend a lot of time thinking about this dudes genitals.

You don't spend nights awake wondering what Elons dick looks like? Guess I need therapy.

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How did all of these people replying to you never see Ghostbusters? It's criminal.

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