Ashton Kutcher Resigns From His Anti-Child Sex Abuse Organization Amid Danny Masterson Support Backlash

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Ashton Kutcher Resigns From His Anti-Child Sex Abuse Organization
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Get out of here with your reason. That's not what the internet is for. Now, would you like a torch or pitchfork?

I'll take the Torchfork

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Any way we can combine the two and make a flaming pitchfork? Maybe a knife-wrench kinda configuration?

That was reasonable? They didn't even respond to my comment but instead just gave a boilerplate enlightened centrist response which is meaningless.

Can I try that forktorch that's behind the counter?

I'll need to see some ID.

Damn it jerkface, I told you not to go handing out the forktorch. I don't care that you asked for id, the forktorch is for VIP ragers only.

I've got four stamps on my Valued Customer card! This is ridiculous. I need to speak to your manager now!

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