What’s the funniest internet argument you’ve ever read?

Vode An@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 271 points –

Inspired by this Jon Bois video where body builders argue about the number of days in a week.

PLEASE be sure to include a link or screen cap.

Edit: thanks to 18107 for a li k to the original

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people genuinely stupid enough to believe nato is defensive in nature have never opened a history book outside of their compulsory schooling

In fairness, propagandists write books about history too. It is entirely possible for a person that isn’t very curious to pick up “normie” pop history stuff and think they are learning.

that is true, but frankly i'm willing to put money down on most people who hold patently incorrect beliefs like "nato is a defensive organization" simply being deeply incurious people who have never investigated anything that's not immediately relevant to their interests

That’s probably true, but also quite depressing given the prevalence of the deeply ignorant. Hopefully the average person is better than that.

I believe comments like this are the reason why people want to defederate hexbear.

Self-opinionated, aggressive and insulting, all in a few lines of comment. I can’t deny there’s an art in there, but not one that makes one like the artist.

Self-opinionated

Self-opinionated

Is this to contrast with your own opinions which instead of generating yourself, you received from the western media?

Self-opinionated, aggressive and insulting

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you live in a house with no mirrors

i'm not sorry if my statements give offense when they're based in reality. want to be treated better? we already have a special tool for that, it's called "having correct opinions"

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go ahead and defederate then, dumbass. nobody is benefitting from reading your stupid, obviously wrong takes

Death to America

Self-opinionated

what the fuck does that even mean? are you just typing shit? this is why people call you names

So when you have opinions and you express those opinions. Sounds like you're pretty self-opinionated about certain topics because you've chosen to snarkily quote the dictionary.

1 as in opinionated

so it's like "irregardless"

in other words, yes, you're just saying shit

Among the synonyms: dogmatic, stubborn.

I think that carries an overall appropriate meaning.

you're also "self-opinionated" the only difference is that the opinions you're stubborn about are wrong

Look, I weakly challenged the original commenter on a basis which I actually observed in the real world.

Since then I only was challenged back in the forms of belittling and insults.

Not one word about why NATO would not be a defensive alliance. I left loooots of room for that in my initial response. But no, only insults, and now I am challenged because of the use of a nuanced english word that you people choose to not understand. This is ridiculous.

I was indifferent before, but after this experience I support defederating hexbear.

I was indifferent before, but after this experience I support defederating hexbear.

lmao

read a book you insufferable uninformed dweeb

The last one I read about that told me indeed that NATO did the bombardment in Yugoslavia not for defense, but for a humanitarian clause that it also has in its preamble. I was surprised a bit that they have it in there, and how selective they choose to deploy that.

Nevertheless, in that situation there was foundation enough to understand the reasoning, and they did so only after the UN was not able to get together to effectively do something against concentration camps and genozidal tendencies by what was then Serbia.

Now the people who argue that NATO is an aggressive alliance have arguments like the Iraq war in their portfolio, which very clearly was not a nato operation.

Maybe kindly point me to a book that is worth reading, and I will put it on my list for consideration.

Maybe kindly point me to a book that is worth reading

I'd start with anything by Chuck Tingle. Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt is the classic.

Careful. While funny, you’re running dangerously close to being sucked in.

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