What’s the funniest internet argument you’ve ever read?

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Inspired by this Jon Bois video where body builders argue about the number of days in a week.

PLEASE be sure to include a link or screen cap.

Edit: thanks to 18107 for a li k to the original

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The forum post you were referring to.

Even after seeing the enactments, I do feel myself stupider browsing that forum post.

I go out of my way to not reread it because I genuinely feel like I lose an IQ point that I’ll never get back.

You are too optimistic about losing just one IQ point.

Lol, this Josh dude really thinks a week is Sunday-Sunday. So does that mean every Sunday is part of two different weeks?

Oh shit, more people join in. Does the dumb bodybuilder meme have a grain of truth?

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Thank you, I should have linked the original as well.

Wow. That's Linus Torvalds levels of screaming, "ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!"

People got really worked up back in 2008.

The best part is how the OP never admits being wrong and still gets it wrong in the last post before closing the thread

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I'm quite sure the artist is winning that one. He's riling up so many people by just repeating a single phrase.

Like, anyone who thinks he's serious is really not yet fit for the Internet.

It's my favorite argumentative tactic. I've been in a months long debate with youtube losers about whether one of every Pokemon would beat 1,000,000,000 (one billion) lions

I feel like you aren't the winner in this scenario regardless

I am, because for all the effort people put into copying and pasting pokedex entries, I can simply reply with "but a billion lions is a lot of lions, it's too many lions" and get another dozen replies

Whatever floats your boat man, I guess I just don't get how being an internet troll brings joy

It's just funny seeing people work themselves up over someone thinking a wrong thing about a video game. It's not like I'm harassing people or anything

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RIP the one guy that believed him when "corrected".

I may be missing your joke but I think he was joking as well.

It's really hard to tell on the internet. I saw no indication it wasn't just a guy that wasn't sure and did no further research after being firmly told they are smooth, actually.

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Years ago, on IMDb, a poster called rabbitmoon kept a thread going for years on the Rambo board that is still the best I've ever seen.

The whole thing started with him posting that he was shocked when, about a third of the way through the movie, there was a scene in which a character was shot with a bullet from a gun. Then he countered, completely earnestly and deadpan, every response he got.

The original thread is long gone, and the only thing I could find of it is an excerpt that was posted on Reddit - LINK

The IMDB forums should have been protected by UNESCO. I will not elaborate.

It gets better every time

During this film, there is a scene where for a few frames, a person is depicted as having been shot, by a bullet from a gun to the chest.

The sheer amount of people replying to the guy, completely oblivious to sarcasm.
It's a shame it's gone because it went on for much longer than what's in the reddit post.

Yeah - I used to check in on it from time to time, and there were always new responses, and new people trying to argue with him, and he'd just run them in circles with hilariously overly literal (mis)interpretations of whatever they said. It went on for years.

I'm pretty sure I remember the admin deleting part of it while it was still active, and eventually deleting it entirely. It's a shame - it should've been saved for posterity.

That was hilarious! I don't have an argument but reading through that reminded me of 2 older forum posts. A little off topic but here:

  1. I put on my wizard hat and robe

  2. The Bobbit Worm Chronicles

Haha, bloodninja was a legendary troll.

Invertebrates give me the ick, so I hope you don’t mind me not clicking that one lol.

If you enjoyed that video, many of the creators videos are hilarious.

I highly recommend the one about the highest scoring American football game of all time (it’s over 200).

If there's any invertebrate that should make people uncomfortable, it's fucking bobbit worms. They are nightmares given form

Just a worm that eats fish. I think they’re probably the most interesting creature in many saltwater aquariums.

If I was ever going to get into aquariums, I'd focus on the invertebrates. Maybe a bobbit worm and some brittle stars, and something paleagic but I'm not sure what yet.

Maybe shrimp of the group mysidacea? They swim a lot, don’t know if they’re easily available though. I think you can buy them as feeders.

Yeah, I was looking for a good candidate. A crustacean makes sense because I have worms and echinoderms already. Most of the exclusively swimming crustaceans are pretty little, though.

I wonder if there's some kind of small cephelopod that would be good. Otherwise, nudibranches, jellyfish or comb jellies. The bobbit worm might honestly need it's own tank if it has too much opportunity to catch things.

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The bobbit worm chronicles is an excellent read

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Any argument from /r/BanVideoGames is fun lol. People don't realize it's satire and it becomes the funniest part of that subreddit 😂

That sounds promising. What are the odds it’s been taken over by “true believers”? That seems to be the fate of any long-running satire on Reddit. TheDonald, most infamously.

I think some people could think it's not satire but that's because there is a rule saying "we are not satire". Guess what? That rule is satire too

How do you know it is satire in that case?

Because:

  1. They pretend words like Karen or Boomer are slurs

  2. They censor the words g#me, g#mer and videog#me

  3. They say Hitler invented videogames in 1939

  4. Most of their proof is photoshopped images (example)

  5. Most of the users active in that sub are actually also active in gaming subreddits

  6. They call their subreddit a "facebook group"

I refuse to believe TD was ever insincere. I think sane people are just unfamiliar with how willfully stupid fascists sound as a form of cover.

The leader of the KKK refers to themselves as wizards and dragons.

They make themselves look like clowns by design. It's a long-standing tradition among fascists and people still fall for it to this day.

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Nothing pisses off people like making fun of their treats, the memes aren't usually even that funny but the reactions are gold

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There was some Wikipedia article that was subject to a really long and intense conflict over whether it should have an infobox. I don't remember the details, though.

Most of the Wikipedia dramas are fantastic, pedantic and/or ideologically driven people fighting with other pedantic and/or ideologically driven people for pages after pages until some admin just unilaterally picks one side and locks the discussion

Reminder that the multiple governments have been caught mass editing Wikipedia.

I seem to remember the "feces" Wikipedia article made it onto a list of dumbest Wikipedia controversies, because it has endless debate about the authenticity of the poop photo used and whether a different, more realistic poop should take it's place.

There's a reason it's called "bodybuilding" and not "brainbuilding".

I know it stretches the definition of Internet Argument, but this video never fails to make me laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxdrq9DZWpU

Hilarious! Is he talking about the Frozen sisters?

They were playing a game of Hedbanz / Headbands / Celebrity , and one of them had The Good Witch Glinda from Wizard of Oz as their character, and they are arguing about them not guessing it based on the clues.

SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DOG!!!!!!

They're arguing about the Wizard of Oz. I'm pretty sure this video is older than Frozen.

Yeah, but I thought he was drawing a parallel between Wizard of Oz and something else, i.e. Elsa is the wicked witch of the East. If it's older than Frozen, then it's probably not that!

A little context must go into this one. For three years now, Wix has owned DeviantArt, having acquired it from its original managers. Wix then redesigned DeviantArt to have a more modern functionality, referred to as DeviantArt Eclipse. A part of this functionality is that people on DeviantArt are (supposed to be) notified whenever someone posts a work similar to their own on any website across the internet, even on the dark web, as an originality-based precaution. As a side note, I wouldn't say DeviantArt is doing the best it has ever done, but I wouldn't call it bad, but "pessimist culture" would disagree, and there are those who say the feature I mention is irreputable.

One day, a certain someone signed up for Wix and started putting art on there instead of DeviantArt. It should be noted that you can be banned from DeviantArt but not Wix. It's not usual, but I myself demonstrate this, probably because my "ban" was circumstantial and therefore intentionally made only partial (for this reason, look up my Lemmy username on DeviantArt, I'm not forgotten), but I'm only a second person here as far as Wix is concerned. Someone deep into this "pessimist culture" (I don't know what else to call it) then noticed and made a complaint accusing me of bypassing DeviantArt's detectors using their own parent website and nobody doing anything, even "with the premium service package". I kind of laughed at this, it would be like saying you committed a bank robbery by asking to speak to the manager and then asking him nicely for all the money in the bank. You kind of have to question the ownership at that point. Needless to say the fishiest thing was the accusers.

I started reading your post 14 minutes ago and read 30 seconds every other minute then watched the video (but I didn’t count those minutes) and now I’ve grown chest hair. That was some good reppin

I hope you take a rest day,so you can two more in before the week ends 🙃

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Years ago (early 2000s), Dilbert.com used to have a "Lazy Inventor" section of the website. "All Talk, No Funding." This was fine for a while, then someone suggested "child free days [at restaurants and stores]".

You would have thought he'd suggested clubbing baby seals. The shitstorm it generated was legendary. I'm pretty sure that was a direct contribution to them disabling that feature a few months later.

I found it in the Wayback machine! Unfortunately, it only grabbed the first few pages of comments, and the spice was only starting at that point.

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i dont have the links, the forums might not even exist anymore, but i remember a lot of d&d alignment arguments from the 00s that went on for days and garnered thousands of comments. no one changed their opinions and the comments were essay length because you HAD to (you didnt actually have to) always quote the previous post too.

good times marx-ok

Way back in the days when kuro5hin was still a thing, folks created an endless reply chain with nothing more than, "You sad bastard!" And it went on for months until it fucked a table in their sql server and Rusty (admin) had to step in and fix it. Then stop it from continuing.