we need more people like this

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And the whole store stood up and clapped...

Then Stars and Stripes Flags dropped all over, the US' National Anthem started playing and an eagle was heard in the background

Ron DeSantis was there too. He fell to his knees and said “My God…what have I done?” while weeping.

The whole thing sounds like the plot of one of those religious movies where the atheist repents at the last minute before their death because they finally realize it’s all part of god’s plan.