the future is now, old manSSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 564 points – 1 years ago50Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all comments"I wanna be TikTok when I grow up." "You want to make content for TikTok?" "No! I want to be the app!"It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great! Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!I can't remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.I want to be a firetruckI'm Idaho"I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands"A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
"I wanna be TikTok when I grow up." "You want to make content for TikTok?" "No! I want to be the app!"It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great! Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!I can't remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.I want to be a firetruckI'm Idaho"I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands"A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great! Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!I can't remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?
Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!I can't remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?
"I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands"A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
"I wanna be TikTok when I grow up."
"You want to make content for TikTok?"
"No! I want to be the app!"
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!
I can't remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
I want to be a firetruck
I'm Idaho
"I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands"
A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.