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So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.

Bad deal man.

And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!

At least there's no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)

Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.

So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

We're not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!

As a effectively Canadian that just moved to Florida zis is tri bone non

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