Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
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Is porn intake measured in sieverts or mW/cm² or what?

What level is considered safe?

Asking for a friend.

Npps aka Naked People Per Second

Not to be confused with NiPS. (Nipples per second) Which indicates how many definitely female nipples are in view per second. This is a better metric as many scenes are shown with partial clothing and therefore don't get counted in the NPPS metric correctly.

The equivalent of 3 McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed in their playground ball pit per week

I think the SI unit is faps but the Americans still use yanks.

I come to think about ajph (arousal jumps per hour) 🤔