Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
I want to hug that toilet, and I'm not even drunk
That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
Feed me!
God damn it I'm going to bed
You'd end up shitting your pants, and then you'd have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
Or if you have gut rot it just goes "Ohhh...gaaaah! Noooo!!!"
Yeah it's pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit "you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross"
"Damn now that's a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself"
"Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP"
Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
I'll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.
Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
I want to hug that toilet, and I'm not even drunk
That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
Feed me!
God damn it I'm going to bed
You'd end up shitting your pants, and then you'd have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
Or if you have gut rot it just goes "Ohhh...gaaaah! Noooo!!!"
Yeah it's pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit "you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross"
"Damn now that's a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself"
"Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP"
Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
I'll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.