$1,000 says that:
a) that's not the actual suit he wore
and
b) there's a lot more than a single suit worth of fabric up for sale.
The former president has released a series of digital trading cards priced at $99 each and anyone who buys all 47 will receive a physical card containing a piece of the “priceless” navy suit and be invited to a gala dinner at Mar-a-Lago.
They aren't even selling the suit. They're selling digital trading cards, LMAO. Collect em all and get a piece of garbage and cheeseburder.
If I thought there was actually a dinner at the end of it and that I could talk to him I would go just to be like
“Yo, you’re the guy on the cards. I didn’t know you actually existed”
“I wish I looked as good as I do on those cards, that I can tell you,” the former president says in the video.
“They give me muscles where, believe me, I don’t have them.”
This may be the most honest and down-to-earth thing he's ever said
to be fair its trumps suit there has to be a lot of fabric to cover his fat ass
They're not well fitted either, gotta hide his figure. Also why does his dang tie hang halfway to his knees?
Also why does his dang tie hang halfway to his knees?
Covering his balls?
I'm pretty sure his stomach already does that.
I wonder how many in his base might legit think he has abs like those absurd cartoon images of him.
And c) his dumb fuck supporters will buy it all up anyway
Edit: didn't read a comment that said basically the same thing.
$1,000 says that:
a) that's not the actual suit he wore
and
b) there's a lot more than a single suit worth of fabric up for sale.
They aren't even selling the suit. They're selling digital trading cards, LMAO. Collect em all and get a piece of garbage and cheeseburder.
If I thought there was actually a dinner at the end of it and that I could talk to him I would go just to be like
“Yo, you’re the guy on the cards. I didn’t know you actually existed”
This may be the most honest and down-to-earth thing he's ever said
to be fair its trumps suit there has to be a lot of fabric to cover his fat ass
They're not well fitted either, gotta hide his figure. Also why does his dang tie hang halfway to his knees?
Covering his balls?
I'm pretty sure his stomach already does that.
I wonder how many in his base might legit think he has abs like those absurd cartoon images of him.
And c) his dumb fuck supporters will buy it all up anyway
Edit: didn't read a comment that said basically the same thing.