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Can't die from suicide if you die from homicide first

Can't go to hell from suicide if someone kills you

True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell

Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I'm going to hell, at least I'll be wearing comfy pants

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Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They're angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

/s (I'm going to vomit from having to type that)

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