Task failed successfully?Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1002 points – 10 months ago68Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentCan't go to hell from suicide if someone kills youTrue but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hellThat's why I never wear pants at all! See?Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I'm going to hell, at least I'll be wearing comfy pants1 more...Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They're angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏 /s (I'm going to vomit from having to type that)Truly a big brain move by god1 more...
Can't go to hell from suicide if someone kills youTrue but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hellThat's why I never wear pants at all! See?Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I'm going to hell, at least I'll be wearing comfy pants1 more...Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They're angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏 /s (I'm going to vomit from having to type that)Truly a big brain move by god1 more...
True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hellThat's why I never wear pants at all! See?Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I'm going to hell, at least I'll be wearing comfy pants1 more...
Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I'm going to hell, at least I'll be wearing comfy pants
Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They're angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏 /s (I'm going to vomit from having to type that)Truly a big brain move by god
Can't go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
That's why I never wear pants at all! See?
Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I'm going to hell, at least I'll be wearing comfy pants
Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They're angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏
/s (I'm going to vomit from having to type that)
Truly a big brain move by god