Northern star gang

lilsolar@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 395 points –
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Get a load of this guy, just walking around all aimless

How does he even find maidens.

Yeah, like the fair ones? How does he do it?

Methinks he prefers unfair maidens, if you know what I mean..

If you DO know, could you fill me in? I haven't the foggiest 🤷

I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.

That last one's actually a myth

Moss doesn't exist

Seriously, I don't even know anymore what's true with moss.

Grew up with that saying "moss grows heaviest on the north side of a tree" and then maybe in high school or in my early 20's (there was definitely a sizeable period where tons of stuff I grew up being taught was being "um actually'd" as historians or scientists learned more) it was debunked.

But naturalists and park rangers and shit still say it's semi true; moss does grow heavier to the north on particular trees, and other specific conditions. Which is just more confusing. đŸ˜ĩ‍đŸ’Ģ