What is your least favourite acronym?

thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 358 points –

Mine is OOO for Out Of Office. I always misread it in my head like a ghost and it takes me a few seconds to process. It also doesn't translate to speech—you have to say the whole thing.

Interested to see if others have similar acronyms they beef with.

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Mtg. A lot of posts and articles use it for Marjory Taylor Green an it always confuses me, I keep trying to figure out what Magic the Gathering has to do with Jewish space lasers.

Tap to deal 5 damage to target creature or player, then add three recharge counters to Jewish Space Laser.

During the untap phase, if there are any recharge counters on Jewish Space Laser, instead of untapping remove one counter. Otherwise, untap as normal.

I haven't played Magic in 25 (maybe 30?) years, but you captured the tone for sure. Do you work for Wizards?

I worked at a bank for a couple years so I read that as “Mortgage” unless it’s all caps lol

I keep trying to figure out what Magic the Gathering has to do with Jewish space lasers.

tbf, it wouldn't surprise me if those show up in a set at some point

Yes! Imagine not being American, and Magic is the only thing you could ever associate MTG with.

Not an acronym. Unless you pronounce it "Muttaguh" or something?

Come on now. We know this is only because people usually don't know the difference, not because it's correct. Acronyms are pronounced as words, initialisms are spoken one letter at a time. Every article I've clicked says the same thing, confirming what I said. I'm doubling down. 😁

Eh, I know I'm supposed to fight my way up this hill and take it, but I'm just so damn tired. You're most correct. I acquiesce and stand in awe of your wisdom and grace.

😄 Okay that's too generous lol. I know of certain things, but I know I'm dumb as shit about other stuff. ❤️

SQL

Nobody but me wants to adopt this, but I insist this should be "squeal".

It's weird, when I say SQL I pronounce it sequel. But I pronounce MySQL as my-s-q-l. Never thought about squeal. Maybe that's for sqlite? Squealite